Me, Myself and TR

The following blog post is a little complicated and abstract (Read: Badly written). Hence it needs your utmost attention for full understanding.

If you have ever seen K Balachandar films you will know that we all have an 'athma' or 'alter ego' who shows up in the mirror whenever we go through mental trauma. Ok. It also comes in spiderman movies. As I start this blog, I am going through such severe mental crisis and depression. For the sake of this blog, whatever is written INSIDE BRACKET is what my 'alter ego' is telling me. Everything else is what I am saying.
OK. Now that we have got the intro out of the way, lets get down to the sad happening of my life in the past two days.

Things that you need to know to understand this blog:
1) In orkut, on top of every profile there are three sets of symbols.The first set (smileys) says how trustworthy you are. The second set (ice cubes) says how cool you are. And the third set (hearts) says how sexy you are. These ratings are what your friends, co-orkut-users, give you. (Dei vetti naye, except you I don't think even the most ardent Orkut user would have noticed these things. Seri what about those....)
2) Here is a picture of T Rajender, fondly referred to as 'Teddy' Rajender by his fans. He is a Tamil film hero. He is especially good in youthful, romantic roles.
(Dei RV, it is this sarcasm that has caused you so much pain and sadness. Tell them what you really think of Teddy Rajender... go on). OK, alter ego. I really think T Rajender is the result of a 'human-chimpanzee cross evolution' experiment that went horribly wrong. If I ever get a time machine, I would go back and give his parents some contraceptives. (Oh common. He is not that bad. Due to the happenings of the last two days, you have become very cruel in your comments about T Rajender.)

Alright. As on most days, last tuesday I was feeling completely bored in office. After staring at a blank wall for a couple of hours I decided to revamp my orkut profile and give it 'my character'. My friends will tell you that I am sarcastic and that (I think) I have a dry sense of humor. So I wrote an extremely sarcastic 'about me'. The motif of the 'about me' was to take a dig at all those 'random' call center and BPO guys who were bombarding my sister's scrap book with friend requests. I also thought that my photo should match my 'about me'. So I put a close-up picture of 'Teddy' Rajender. Before putting the pic, my 'peer ratings' (Read: sexy rating) was a modest 60% (dei nayee, poi soladha) ok 50% (deeeiiii) ok.. it was a pathetic 40%. Anyways, after putting Teddy's Pic it zoomed up to a not-so-bad 70%.
This is atleast OK. I would have conveniently blamed it on Orkut errors. But I lost all enthu to live when a long lost friend scrapped me the following message: "Hey RV. How are you man? Long time. I see that you have started growing a beard. It really suits you. You look a lot better with the beard."
What the hell!! Enna koduma saravana!!
This leeds us to our 'Question Of The Day'. Type QOTD, space, and '1' OR '2' OR '3'. And sent the message to any convenient 4-digit number of you choice.

Which of the following statement is most accurate and closest to the truth.
1) T Rajender is chooo chweet!!
2) RV!! You are the handsome dude. You rock. (Alter ego: Krrrr..thuuu)
3) T Rajender looks like 'Taar Road' in a second world war battlefield. But RV, you are even more ugly....
4) What the f**k!! I dont care. (Dei manga. Dont you think that this is the winning choice?? )

Makkale (dear friends). Please vote immediately. Based on your answer, I have to decide between
(a) continuing to love Genelia and Shriya
(b) commiting suicide.

Nandri Hai.
RV